ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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