Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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