Just mADE A PArabola og urine
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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