im gay
i know
yea but for you.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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