Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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