god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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