He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's never too late to be topless.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Randomize
