talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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