I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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