And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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