I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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