meet me or not, i'm out of control
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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