idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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