Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
