That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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