More tranny stories later!
I am puke
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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