It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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