I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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