operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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