please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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