Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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