just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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