sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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