Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So much rum. So many feels.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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