Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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