The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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