Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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