No stitches, just platelets and will power
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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