hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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