ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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