okay pat passed out under dana's car
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
