I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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