Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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