just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
