i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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