Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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