were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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