To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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