Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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