plz talk dirty to me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
