found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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