a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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