the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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