You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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