margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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