im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So many bounce houses so little time
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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