This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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