You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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