I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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