she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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