Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
