i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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