WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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