Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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