You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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